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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Best QB's Top 10 list

The best quarterback in history is usually the quarterback who has won the most superbowls or has superman like stats. Or whoever is in the most commercials. Currently Peyton Manning is in at least 77.2% of all commercials so he is the best quarterback right now.

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These dudes have sex with more chicks in a month than we will our entire lives.


QB at a Glance
Quarterback is the hardest position on the field.
The quarterback touches the ball on nearly every offensive play.
Has a great deal of responsibility making decisions during the play.
Quarterback is the most important position on the field.
Quarterbacks get the hottest women on the planet.

Even if they look like Jeff Garcia.
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And T.O. said he was gay.

The Position
The Quarterback position gets most of the credit when a team wins and gets most of the blame when a team loses. Quarterbacks are members of the offensive team and line up directly behind the center, in the middle of the offensive line. Quarterbacks are the leaders of the offensive team, responsible for calling the play in the huddle. Every play starts with a "snap", an action where the offense's center gives the ball to the quarterback. After receiving the ball, the quarterback either throws a pass or hands it to another offensive player; in some cases, the quarterback will keep the ball in an attempt to run or "scramble" past the defense.

The Best
The best quarterbacks win Superbowls, right? Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw are the only quarterbacks with 4 Superbowl wins. Bradshaw is not really often considered one of the greatest due to the team he played on and his IQ of less than 4. Tom Brady and Troy Aikman have each won 3 Superbowls and Brady married Giselle (Which is way more impressive than winning a Superbowl). Joe Namath has won just 1 Superbowl and is usually considered one of the greatest (not by me) even though he threw more interceptions than touchdowns and had a QB rating of less than 70. But when win in New York, people forget that.

Rankings
Usually Quarterbacks are ranked among there peers by wins, titles, and stats. The top ten quarterbacks are usually listed something like this.
1. Joe Montana
2. Johnny Unitas.
3. Peyton Manning
4. Tom Brady
5. John Elway
6. Dan Marino
7. Terry Bradshaw
8. Bart Starr 5× NFL champion (1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967) Before merger
9. Roger Staubach
10. Brett Favre

Lists like this can be found everywhere. The order varies from list to list, but its usually the same 10. Everyone on any of these lists is cooler than you and had a much more kick ass life. So don't let to bother you if Manning is ahead of brady. I'm sure Brady is fine either way.
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